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burrru ([personal profile] burrru) wrote2008-03-10 09:50 pm
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Granddaughter Goose Rhymes

This is the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger’s cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the cloned cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the dean all shaven and shorn,
That wrote the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the alarm clock that beeped in the morn,
That waked the dean all shaven and shorn,
That wrote the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the cellular phone,
That has the alarm clock that beeped in the morn,
That waked the dean all shaven and shorn,
That wrote the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

Как говорит в таких случаях labas,

[identity profile] ikadell.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the Company (insert the name)
That has provided the dean with the phone
That has the alarm clock that beeped in the morn,
That waked the dean all shaven and shorn,
That wrote the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.

This is the blogger, who's humming the tone
That's advertising the (insert the name)
That has provided the dean with the phone
That has the alarm clock that beeped in the morn,
That waked the dean all shaven and shorn,
That wrote the paper all tattered and torn,
That was studied by the postgraduate student all forlorn,
That cloned the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the Pavlov’s dog,
That regularly worried the Schrödinger's cat,
That probably killed the trained lab rat,
That ate the genetically changed malt
That lay in the house that Professor Jack built.
Edited 2008-03-10 20:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] sinantrop.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!

[identity profile] norvicus.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Spot on! :)

[identity profile] skazal-svertok.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's great!

[identity profile] bukin.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"А дальше?"

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
http://burrru.livejournal.com/54243.html?thread=741859#t741859

[identity profile] sanniu.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Повеселило :)

[identity profile] khk.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Дивно!
Но как-то... Незаконченно. ;-)

Re: Как говорит в таких случаях labas,

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Хорошо!

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Спасибо!

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
http://burrru.livejournal.com/54243.html?thread=741859#t741859

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks you!

еще пара

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been?
"I've been to London to look at the queen."
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, what did you there?
"I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?"

Old King Cole
Was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe,
And he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Each fiddler, he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
"If I were rich man, went the fiddlers,
Yubbi dibbi dibbi dibbi dibbi
dibbi dibbi dum
All day long I’d biddi biddi bum
If I were wealthy man."

Re: еще пара

[identity profile] bukin.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
To look at the "Queen" :)

Re: еще пара

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ага. Думаешь, стоит отдельным постом?

Re: еще пара

[identity profile] bukin.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Думаю, да.

Re: еще пара

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Спасибо! Сделано.

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Тогда, возможно, и следующий пост тоже повеселит.

[identity profile] svetush.livejournal.com 2008-04-17 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
polnii klass!
mozhno srazu vvodit' v shkol'nuyu programmu, a to original kak-to slishkom ustarel. zhal' tol'ko, chto lyubovnaya liniya uteryana))))

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-04-17 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Спасибо на добром слове.

[identity profile] powerbar.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.ktk.ru/~rustam/hpml/tennegr.htm
Вот бы был ПРЕВОСХОДНЫЙ интерфейс для этого гиперстиха. Кликайте на слове дом и так далее. Случайно натыкаюсь на сети на это а после - на Ваш хороший пост :)

[identity profile] burrru.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Да, занятно. Спасибо.